I Drink Coffee For Your Protection Throw Pillow — Funny Coffee Quote Decorative Cushion

Bright, playful, and unapologetically caffeinated — this square pillow turns a morning mantra into home decor. Bold hand-lettering in sunny oranges and warm pinks declares “I drink coffee for your protection,” surrounded by tiny coffee beans and steaming mugs. The double-sided print keeps the message visible from any angle, and the clean white background lets the colors pop in a kitchen nook, office chair, or reading corner. It’s the kind of pillow that makes people smile, sparks a grin from fellow coffee lovers, and quietly signals: approach with caffeine. Fits into casual, cozy spaces and brings a fun, conversational energy to everyday moments.

Product features
- 100% spun polyester cover that resists wrinkles and keeps its shape
- Double-sided vibrant print for consistent color on both faces
- Concealed beige zipper with a metal head that blends with the design
- Recycled 100% polyester insert shipped vacuum-packed, 2–3" larger for extra loft
- Cover arrives separately to minimize creasing during shipment

Care instructions
- Remove the pillow cover. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soapy water. Machine wash, max 40°C (104°F), normal cycle. Do not bleach, tumble dry on low, do not dry-clean. Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. Fluff to reshape when assembling it back together.