Cooking Mug –

Steam rising from a fresh pot of coffee. A retro homemaker’s grin and a darkly funny line that lands like a wink: this ceramic mug carries attitude with your morning brew. The glossy white body contrasts with a colored interior and handle, making the navy vintage illustration pop. It’s sturdy in the daily grind — microwave-ready, dishwasher-tolerant, and safe for everyday use. Bring it to weekend brunch, set it on the office desk for a tasteful snark break, or tuck it into a gift box for a friend who cooks with wicked humor. The design sits bold and centered, so every sip comes with that deadpan chuckle.

Product features
- Microwave-safe ceramic for easy reheating
- Dishwasher-safe glossy finish for low-maintenance care
- Available in 11oz and 15oz with colored interior and handle options
- Vibrant, high-contrast print in retro navy tones
- Lead- and BPA-free, C-shaped handle for comfortable grip

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Cooking Mug – "Cooking Because Poison Takes Too Long" Retro Accent Coffee Mug (11/15oz)